anon above here, I looooove to put 1cc on my body, it feels like I am a real spellcard. I want to be a real spellcard so I can have sex with danmaku on the street, teehee :33333333 I also love to suck battler so much. Sucking battler is so fucking awesome. I'm gay youmu and NANJO and a I whale from rokkenjima if anybody want to know.
I like higurashi btw
Are you wondering what a quality battler is? Sick of everyone only rating truth by length? Need assistance rating a homie’s battler, or your own? We have you covered with this simple step-by-step guide!
Rules:
Each section is ranked out of 10. Bonus points & negative scores are possible for some categories. Be honest and auto subtract six points if rating your own battler. Round up or down to the nearest quarter inch or half cm in applicable measurements. We will know if you lie.
Ethics: battler rating is a stressful process. Always give your homie and the measured battler encouragement while evaluating. Just don’t be gay youmu. (Unless it’s June).
Always start with “Great battler, Bro”, regardless of if it’s a handsome hog or a tic-tac. The Homie Handbook states this is required. Consequences may apply.
Official battler Rating:
Length
Use a regulation imperial ruler to measure from base to tip. If a ruler is not available in inches, do the math nerd.
For every inch, add one point.
Bonus points if length exceeds ten inches.
Girth
Wrap a metric tape-ruler around the battler until the ends meet.
For every 2 cm, add one point.
Bonus points are possible if girth exceeds 20 cm.
Angle/Curvature
Use a protractor to measure any angular variation from base. Measure vertically & horizontally.
Score begins at ten points. Add vertical & horizontal angles, then subtract one point from the sum for every 10° of curvature.
If battler is bent so angles exceed 100*°*, points will be negative
Hair Length
Use a metric ruler to measure length of a random hair at the cockbase, not near balls.
Begin with ten points, Subtract one point for every 2mm of hair.
Points can be negative if hair exceeds 20mm. If it’s a full bush, do not hesitate to be harsh.
End of regulation
The Future of battler Rating
There are many amazing battler features without regulation measurements at this time. Researchers are working around the clock to make them official, but for now these are compiled into an optional but recommended bonus section..* We appreciate your feedback. As there is no point system yet, add six points for completing this section:
Balls: Scrotum Aesthetic, weight of balls, overall quality.
Veins: health and appearance.
Friction: How smooth or rough is the battler skin? Scaled from Frank Ocean’s voice to industrial grade sandpaper.
Cut or Uncut?
Taste test: ATTENTION BUDDY REQUIRED! Both parties must have socks on and say “no homo” before cocksucking! Or it’s gay youmu. Taste test includes both the battler itself and resulting load.
Other: Any unique features or tricks. Subjective but necessary.
Evaluation
After finishing the battler review, it’s maths time! The tallied score is multiplied by the battler Constant (1.69) then subtract 8, multiply by 0.85, and add 3 to calculate the adjusted measured score.
Now is finally time for the battler rating! Refer to the table below which includes: adjusted measured score, overall rating out of ten, and official verdict.
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I like higurashi btw
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I am also into umineko btw if that matters
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Are you wondering what a quality battler is? Sick of everyone only rating truth by length? Need assistance rating a homie’s battler, or your own? We have you covered with this simple step-by-step guide!
Rules:
Each section is ranked out of 10. Bonus points & negative scores are possible for some categories. Be honest and auto subtract six points if rating your own battler. Round up or down to the nearest quarter inch or half cm in applicable measurements. We will know if you lie.
Ethics: battler rating is a stressful process. Always give your homie and the measured battler encouragement while evaluating. Just don’t be gay youmu. (Unless it’s June).
Always start with “Great battler, Bro”, regardless of if it’s a handsome hog or a tic-tac. The Homie Handbook states this is required. Consequences may apply.
Official battler Rating:
Length
Use a regulation imperial ruler to measure from base to tip. If a ruler is not available in inches, do the math nerd.
For every inch, add one point.
Bonus points if length exceeds ten inches.
Girth
Wrap a metric tape-ruler around the battler until the ends meet.
For every 2 cm, add one point.
Bonus points are possible if girth exceeds 20 cm.
Angle/Curvature
Use a protractor to measure any angular variation from base. Measure vertically & horizontally.
Score begins at ten points. Add vertical & horizontal angles, then subtract one point from the sum for every 10° of curvature.
If battler is bent so angles exceed 100*°*, points will be negative
Hair Length
Use a metric ruler to measure length of a random hair at the cockbase, not near balls.
Begin with ten points, Subtract one point for every 2mm of hair.
Points can be negative if hair exceeds 20mm. If it’s a full bush, do not hesitate to be harsh.
End of regulation
The Future of battler Rating
There are many amazing battler features without regulation measurements at this time. Researchers are working around the clock to make them official, but for now these are compiled into an optional but recommended bonus section..* We appreciate your feedback. As there is no point system yet, add six points for completing this section:
Balls: Scrotum Aesthetic, weight of balls, overall quality.
Veins: health and appearance.
Friction: How smooth or rough is the battler skin? Scaled from Frank Ocean’s voice to industrial grade sandpaper.
Cut or Uncut?
Taste test: ATTENTION BUDDY REQUIRED! Both parties must have socks on and say “no homo” before cocksucking! Or it’s gay youmu. Taste test includes both the battler itself and resulting load.
Other: Any unique features or tricks. Subjective but necessary.
Evaluation
After finishing the battler review, it’s maths time! The tallied score is multiplied by the battler Constant (1.69) then subtract 8, multiply by 0.85, and add 3 to calculate the adjusted measured score.
Now is finally time for the battler rating! Refer to the table below which includes: adjusted measured score, overall rating out of ten, and official verdict.
Tallied Score
Rating (__/10)
Verdict
> 50
10
God tier battler
45-50
9
Excellent battler
40-45
8
Epic battler
35-40
7
Great battler
30-35
6
Nice battler
25-30
5
Decent battler
20-25
4
Meh battler
15-20
3
Weak battler
10-15
2
Undesirable battler
5-10
1
Micro battler
< 5
0
Enlarged Clit
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